AGE KNOWN WITH EASE
A man decided to have a face-lift for his birth remembrance day. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, " I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" . About thirty-five was the reply. "I'm actually forty-seven", the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, " oh, you look about twenty nine". Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, " I am eight-five years old and my eyesight is going but when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your 'balls' for ten minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age". As there was no one around, the man thinks, what a hell and lets her slip ...