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Does a gold have the ability to make entities cold?. What is special about the structure, chemistry, use and relevance of a heavy yellow elemental metal called gold?. These and many other questions will be answered in a publication titled, THE GOLD THAT MAKES COLD written by T. Ayooluwa Olaore. Send mails to olaoreayooluwa@gmail.com or call/text +234 703 660 9786 for your bookings, enquiries and lots more. www.olaoreayooluwa.blogspot.com

A man and his wife were watching a football match in their sitting room. Their conversation goes thus: Wife: Honey, who is that guy? Is that Chris Brown? Husband: (chuckles) Chris Brown as  how? No, that's Theo Walcott  Wife:(surprised) Hey! What's that yellow card for?  Husband: It's a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.  Wife: Oh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - stop.  Husband: Yes... You are right!! Wife: What about the green card?  Husband: (looking frustrated) Oh! there's nothing like that in football.  Wife: Which teams are these? Husband: (reluctant to answer) It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?  Wife: OK! What colour is Arsenal putting on?  Husband: don't you have eyes? Is that not Jersey on them?  Wife: (admitting her fault)... which team is putting on blue?  Husband: (upset)... Woman! Don't you know it's Chelsea?  Wife: Hen hen? Wow...

THE COOKING POT 🍨 Some kids were playing football on their school's playground during the recess when a charming boy with a radiant face called out the names of his friends on the field as he delivers the message sent by their class teacher to them. The boy: (chanting) primary 4B pupils, teacher is calling you. Boys on the field: (dancing and playing)... Pass it to me... allow... goal... The boys : (furious) teacher will beat you inside like...eeheen... ( not knowing what to say) Boys on the field: like what? The boy: like amala, eba and semovita receiving series of beatings in my mother's cooking pot... That is how you will be beaten in class... Boys on the field: (laughs) for food only... T. Ayooluwa Olaore 🔰 olaoreayooluwa@gmail.com +234 703 660 9786 Nigeria.