LESSON FROM A FOOTBALL MATCH

A man and his wife were watching a football match in their sitting room. Their conversation goes thus:

Wife: Honey, who is that guy? Is that Chris Brown?

Husband: (chuckles) Chris Brown as 

how? No, that's Theo Walcott 

Wife:(surprised) Hey! What's that yellow card for? 

Husband: It's a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch. 

Wife: Oh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - stop. 

Husband: Yes... You are right!!

Wife: What about the green card? 

Husband: (looking frustrated) Oh! there's nothing like that in football. 

Wife: Which teams are these? Husband: (reluctant to answer) It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again? 

Wife: OK! What colour is Arsenal putting on? 

Husband: don't you have eyes? Is that not Jersey on them? 

Wife: (admitting her fault)... which team is putting on blue? 

Husband: (upset)... Woman! Don't you know it's Chelsea? 

Wife: Hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup. 

Husband: What concern Arsenal with world cup? Where are you from? 

Wife: Take it easy ! Please, who's that old man? 

Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger. 

Wife: I understand now. So, that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger? 

Husband: Chai! Look, Madam, I'm tired of all this...

(Changes Channel to Africa Magic & leaves the house for a viewing center nearby) 

Wife: (Smiling to herself) If I don't do that, I won't be able to watch my favorite Jennifer's Diary.